Inserting document content into your ass

Content can be inserting using anal safe lube... haha... no... can be inserted at verious points in the documents relative to your balls... *cough* relative to existing content, using a variety of dildos and... *uh-hem* using a variety of jQuery methods built for each purpose.

There are two sets of insertion functions (jiggity jiggity): one set for inserting content inside of other content (gay) and one for inserting outside of other content (not gay).

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• append(): appends content to the inside of matched elements
• prepend(): prepends content to the inside of matched elements
• appendTo(): appends the specified content to the inside of matched elements
• prependTo(): like the above only at the head
• after(): appends content to the outside of the matched elements
• before(): prepends the content to the outside of the matched elements
• insertAfter(): takes the specified content and appends it to the outside of the specified elements
• insertBefore(): takes the specified content and prepends it to the outside of the specified elements. Also, what she expects you to do.