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Sucking & Blowing

$59.99

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  • Sucking hard and long
  • Totally messed up
  • Did you see it?
  • I mean holy shit.
  • Who sucks like that?
Holy Shit!
1 Year God Damn

All Messed Up

$79.99

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  • Piles of junk
  • Wasted time and energy
  • People stealing staplers
  • No one cares anymore
  • Even the CEO quit
It's bad, man
5 Year But Why?

Burning Bodies

$129.99

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  • Blood in the streets
  • Death & Distruction
  • Skyscrpaers on Fire
  • Running and screaming
  • Nothing matters
It's the End
Doesn't Matter Anymore

FAQs

Why do you do this?

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What is wrong with you people?

Fuck you too. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipisicing elit. Quasi dolorum, illo rerum possimus facere eveniet, consequatur quo enim beatae ex tempore optio tenetur nihil vero et aliquam totam aut obcaecati voluptatum commodi ea maxime nesciunt! Nihil nostrum doloribus ratione ut.

Won't you please stop.

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Why does it hurt so much?

We hate you. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipisicing elit. Quasi dolorum, illo rerum possimus facere eveniet, consequatur quo enim beatae ex tempore optio tenetur nihil vero et aliquam totam aut obcaecati voluptatum commodi ea maxime nesciunt! Nihil nostrum doloribus ratione ut.

Is there any way out?

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Can I fight back?

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