Husky Ninja Blogs

Well, what the heck else are you going to do when you're stuck inside? Search Amazon for toilet paper? Wait for the next shoe to drop? Godzilla to attack? Don't worry, all those worst case scenarios are going to happen, and I will cover them here as long as the electricity holds out.

The price is wrong, bitch
April 28, 2020
I don't wish to discuss the pending meat shortage, FEMA taking 5 million masks intended for use by veterans, or Mitch McConnell suddenly worrying that the deficit is too high. I just want to express my gratitude that the pandemic has done one major…
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Whatcha gonna spend your free moneys on?
April 27, 2020
Pew Research Center (pew pew) found that 71% of the 11,000,000 people who filed unemployment claims in March have not gotten a penny. At least the second round of direct deposit stimulus checks from the IRS is underway. My stepdaughter got hers last…
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The old man's Oldsmobile
April 26, 2020
Some men are Baptists. Others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. That's one thing I guess Jean Shepherd and I have in common: We both grew up with fathers who owned and loved Oldsmobiles, and I honestly can't imagine their build quality…
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Smoke!
April 25, 2020
A treatment that's better than bleach and easier than placing a UV light up the hidden valley. Doctors at the Pitie-Salpetriere hospital in Paris are looking into an unusual statistical outcome with people who had contracted COVID-19 and experienced…
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People are not wearing enough hats
April 24, 2020
I was watching Chinatown the other day on one of the free-'cause-corona movie stations on cable, and I got to thinking about all those hats. Yes, Monty Python was right that people just don't wear hats the way they use to. According to NPR it is all…
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Where's the good news?
April 23, 2020
As no one could have predicted, those Flu Flux Flam rallies turned out to be total astroturf, and the vast majority of Americans want the lock-down to stay in place until it is truly safe. Well that covfefe of covidiots can console itself knowing…
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Oh for the...
April 22, 2020
Oh for the... Trump is suspending all immigration. That's either totally racist or closing the barn door after the horse got out. It really really seems like every day a new low. For example, in just the last 48 hours... With their parks closed…
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Don't Mug Robots
April 21, 2020
It looks like I might be back to work, but starting a new work-from-home jerb is always a little tough. Starting at a new place is bad enough, with team members not knowing how to approach you and nothing to do but fight with your new email account…
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